Exactly what’s wrong with me

michelleWhy am I still single?

I’ve finally figured it out.

There are a few things wrong with me.

Such as:

  1. I want too much sex
  2. I can change the oil in my truck all by myself
  3. I’m an excellent chef
  4. I like going to Burning Man
  5. I write a blog
  6. I don’t belong in the looney bin
  7. I have a nice rack
  8. I drive a truck
  9. I can get naked with the best of ‘em
  10. I aspire to be a useful woman, not a sideline girl
  11. I’ve been to hell and back and have the scars to prove I survived
  12. I’m really, really strong
  13. I can do the splits
  14. I’m awkward
  15. Sometimes I’m shy, sometimes I’m bold
  16. I’m aloof when you first meet me, then I warm up to you
  17. I collect lingerie
  18. I have a white german shepherd dog
  19. I have two lovely (cough) teenage boys
  20. I can skin an abalone in under 30 seconds
  21. I have an entire closet filled with costumes
  22. I own my own sawzall
  23. I’ve made beer from steeped grains and whole grains
  24. I scuba dive
  25. I’m very generous
  26. I clean up nicely
  27. I have a lovely face
  28. Curves and lots of them
  29. Zezza butt
  30. I like alternative rock

Perhaps I am too accustomed to being single and finding ways to make myself grow. Maybe I’d be better off sitting on the couch, drinking beer, watching reruns of True Blood and Supernatural.

Maybe, except in addition to all of the above, I am also:

  1. Hopeful
  2. Loving
  3. Funny
  4. Creative
  5. Amazing

And it just seems like when you’ve got all that going for you, you need to SHARE.