I swear

No, I’m not doing it.

But I WANT to. . .

Here’s the $69.99 costume for Vivian Ward, one of the main characters in the movie Pretty Woman.

A cheaper version of the dress is HERE.

They generally come with a fake blond bob wig, an o-ring dress, a black beret, and necklaces so all that’s left to get are the boots:

You can find thick girl boots HERE, and regular OTK boots HERE.

But I’m not buying this costume.

I SWEAR, I’m not!

Pretty Woman

I’m working on another costume.

This time I was inspired by the movie Pretty Woman.

No, I’m not working on re-creating the Vivian Ward O-ring party girl dress:

I’m working on the brown polka dot dress and hat outfit she wore to the polo matches:

I’ve got the dress all picked out and I’m buying two so that I can cut one dress and make a bow for the matching hat:

Here’s the hat:

And here’s the gloves:

It’s a fairly simple outfit, doesn’t require too many items to be purchased.

I have the brown belt and white shoes already.

Now all I need is for someone to throw a 1990s themed party so that I have somewhere to wear it to. . .