What I find sexy in a man

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Its not what you think – washboard abs and a fat bank account. No, my tastes run more complex than that…

Big hands
A chiseled jawline
A sense of humor. Monty Python re enactments a plus.
A great father
Musicianship
Talent, in any area
A good listener
Intelligence
An authentic smile
Kindness
Confidence
Eye contact
Low, sexy voice
Chivalrous
Initiates middle-of-the-night sex
Stays calm when I’m freaking out
Has a backbone
Smells good
Good manners
Has great rhythm 😉

What I find sexy in a man

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Its not what you think – washboard abs and a fat bank account. No, my tastes run more complex than that…

Big hands
A chiseled jawline
A sense of humor. Monty Python re enactments a plus.
A great father
Musicianship
Talent, in any area
A good listener
Intelligence
An authentic smile
Kindness
Confidence
Eye contact
Low, sexy voice
Chivalrous
Initiates middle-of-the-night sex
Stays calm when I’m freaking out
Has a backbone
Smells good
Good manners
Has great rhythm 😉

What I’ve learned about the Burning Man community

Burning manI haven’t even gone to Burning Man and yet I already have a sense of the community that it fosters.

You see, I joined a camp called Silicon Village and over the past few months, they have hosted social events, meetings, and build days.

Here are some of the things I love about the Burning Man community:

  1. Everyone is friendly.  Not just casually friendly but warm and caring friendly.
  2. No one shakes hands. Everyone hugs.  Some of us kiss 🙂
  3. There’s a real sense of community with people pulling together to assist other members.
  4. People share what they have with others.
  5. They are by a large a super creative bunch.
  6. The diversity of people is well represented, from age to ethnicity to sexual orientation.
  7. Although extreme self-reliance is a principle of Burning Man, everyone seems to support one another when the need arises.
  8. They are a super talented group of people.
  9. Their skill sets are very diverse.
  10. They share their expertise generously with others, especially newbies like me.
  11. They can handle a crisis without making it any worse than it already is.
  12. They tend to be prepared for almost anything.
  13. They have positive attitudes (see #11).
  14. They have a plethora of costumes that they wear on a regular basis.
  15. They seem to have figured out how to enjoy life more than the non-burner.
  16. They stick together like a family.
  17. Helping one another is par for the course.
  18. They’re inclusive.
  19. Doing the bare minimum isn’t on their agenda. They always go above and beyond what you’d expect them to do.
  20. They take MOOP very, very seriously.
  21. They know how to party. And not just party, but PARTY!

My Ideal Man – Needs and Desires

  1. Smart (desire: wise)
  2. Loves music (desire: plays an instrument)
  3. Honest
  4. Adventurous
  5. Looks good in jeans (desire: looks good in a suit/tux)
  6. Tall (desire: big and muscular)
  7. World traveler
  8. Likes camping (desire: has an RV)
  9. My best friend and confidant
  10. Has a bright future
  11. Romantic
  12. Likes sports (desire: plays sports and like the Giants, 49ers, and Sharks)
  13. Has a college degree (desire: has an advanced degree)
  14. Loves me forever
  15. Good at talking/listening
  16. Understands my illness (desire: is my rock when I’m not feeling well)
  17. Generous
  18. Loves my curvy body
  19. Loves my boys like they’re his
  20. Likes to try new things
  21. Passionate (desire: rock star in the bedroom, likes to fuck me A LOT)
  22. Has a big cock (desire: has a big cock)
  23. Affectionate
  24. Has a nice home (desire: in Los Gatos)
  25. Has a good job (desire: job stability)
  26. Good with finances (desire: can help me figure out my own finances)
  27. Positive thinker
  28. My soulmate
  29. Marries me
  30. A great kisser (desire: kisses me A LOT)
  31. Loves animals (desire: lets me have pets)
  32. Encouraging
  33. Stable
  34. Strong
  35. Loving
  36. Likes the outdoors
  37. Funny (desire: makes me laugh all the time)
  38. Protective
  39. Sexy (desire: has facial hair/tattoos/lumberjack)
  40. Understands me
  41. Volunteers (desire:  has a great, big, caring, empathetic heart)

What I find sexy in a man

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Its not what you think – washboard abs and a fat bank account.  No, my tastes run more complex than that…

  1. Big hands
  2. A chiseled jawline
  3. A sense of humor.  Monty Python re enactments a plus.
  4. A great father
  5. Musicianship
  6. Talent, in any area
  7. A good listener
  8. Intelligence
  9. An authentic smile
  10. Kindness
  11. Confidence
  12. Eye contact
  13. Low, sexy voice
  14. Chivalrous
  15. Initiates middle-of-the-night sex
  16. Stays calm when I’m freaking out
  17. Has a backbone
  18. Smells good
  19. Good manners
  20. Has great rhythm 😉

Men You Marry vs. Men You Bang

1f2b22b469d1ca447ff617ee2b189fd7Are there differences between a man you’ll marry and a man you’ll bang?

Yes. Major differences.  They’re almost different species.

  1. A man you’ll marry has a stable job. A man you’ll bang doesn’t have a steady job.
  2. A man you’ll marry can cook vs. a man you’ll bang who always has takeout.
  3. A man you’ll marry loves kids.  A man you’ll bang hates them.
  4. A man you’ll marry reads Forbes vs. a man you’ll bang who reads Playboy.
  5. A man you’ll marry acts like a real man vs. a man you’ll bang who acts like a kid.
  6. A man you’ll marry dresses nicely and a man you’ll bang dresses cruddy.
  7. A man you’ll marry lets you fart around him vs. a man you’ll bang who is grossed out by bodily functions.
  8. A man you’ll marry communicates and a man you’ll bang can’t open up.
  9. A man you’ll marry makes you laugh.  A man you’ll bang makes you cry.
  10. A man you’ll marry worships the ground you walk on vs. a man you’ll bang makes you chase him.

In an ideal world, the men we bang would also be the men we would marry.  But if this were the case, then we would miss out on a lot of the fun and chaos the BANGABLE MAN brings into our lives.

I’m not saying it’s smart.  I’m just saying it’s effing fun.