On Sunday I took to the track, racetrack that is, and I did five laps around the Stockton 99 Speedway.
For those of you who have never been there, the Stockton speedway is teeny tiny. It’s all turns. I basically spent two minutes of my life in a car going fast while making a left-hand turn.
What kind of car was I in? Well to answer you in a highly scientific fashion, it was a green car.
Was Cole Trickle there? Actually, he was, but he called himself Richie from Modesto and he was obviously so bored with having to drive people around the track that he barely said two words to me. Thank you Richie from Modesto.
What Richie lacked and interpersonal skills, he made up for in sheer balls-to-the-walls driving.
OR AT LEAST IT FELT THAT WAY TO ME.
Was it thrilling? You bet. Was it ORGASMIC?
It sure came effing close, but no Big Bang…which is probably good when you’re riding in a race car.
So without further adieu… a 2 minute video of me making left hand turns at a high rate of speed…