Let’s be honest, the ENTIRE reason I watch Vikings is to see Travis Fimmel play Ragnar Lothbrok.
The love triangle between him, Aslaug and Lagertha is titillating to say the least.
So it comes as no surprise then that I’d want someone to play Ragnar to my Lagertha.
1. Foam battle axe – $37.99
2. Viking costume with shield – $79.98 including shield
3. Men’s fur-lined cape – $30.15
4. Brown leather wristband – $9.99
5. Medieval ring belt – $41.00
6. Brown medieval boots – $79.99 – $89.99
7. Viking shield – $79.98 including costume
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Do I like Vikings?
Vikings like this one?
Or this one?
Why yes, I think I do.
The Swede is descended from Vikings.
So am I, as least in part.
Maybe a Viking and a Scot fell in love a long time ago and to them I owe my whole existence.
Maybe a Viking PLUNDERED and PILLAGED a Scot village a long time ago and to that I owe my whole existence.
In reality, the story of my conception is pretty damn cool.
Two eighth graders fell foolishly in love and whoops!
Made a baby.
The Swede flies in on April 30th and we’re set to go on a date.
If he’s not too jet lagged.
I’m looking forward to seeing this modern day Viking again, just before UnSCruz.
The big news is. . .
. . . I have kicked Tejas out of our tent so that we can have some privacy.
Don’t worry, I’m bringing a backup tent for Tejas.
He was bummed when I told him but said it was predictable.
“Think of it as a way for you to get your own privacy too,” I hinted.
So there you have it.
I’m finally willing to admit I MAY want privacy with The Swede.
And by God, I’ll get it!