I got invited to a Good ‘n Bad themed burner (as in Burning Man) potluck birthday party.
Naturally, I bought my costume MONTHS ago.
I got myself a naughty nun costume.
Well, the other day I tried to put the costume on.
TRIED, being the operative word here.
The sleeves wouldn’t even fit over my WRISTS!
Now, I’m not sure what size body the costume was DESIGNED for, but I’m pretty sure it’s not an XL like it says on the label.
Not one bit.
Needless to say, I was back at square one.
Time to come up with something different.
So I poked around in my closet and found this lovely red dress I’ve never worn WHICH FITS MY BODY.
Am I awesome, or what?