Seeing Red

I’m currently looking for items that go with a few outfits I’m working on.

First, the red mesh dress:

I’ve narrowed down my necklace choices to a few select items on Etsy:

Then I found these red razor blade sunglasses on Shein and my mind started spinning a whole new way:

Why not get one of those bloody chokers I’ve seen people wearing:

I haven’t made any decision yet.

I’m still scoping out possibilities.

But this red mesh dress has already got me hot and bothered and I can’t wait to finalize the outfit.

I’m going to be seeing red for days and days and days.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

I’m sure it’s going to come as a GIANT SHOCK to everyone that my red dress arrived and was WAY TOO SMALL to even be considered as a fashion option.

Honestly, it looked like nylons, when I took it out of the box.

I laughed out loud.

LOL.

Unwilling to admit defeat, I decided to EXCHANGE this dress for one that is bigger.

The good news is that I showed the dress anyway to a good friend of mine.

Like any red-blooded hetero male, he acknowledged that it was an INCREDIBLE dress.

He also admitted that I will look AMAZING in it, regardless if I buy one that is less clingy.

Cling or no cling, it’s a winner in his book.

And it’s a winner in my book too.

Seeing Red

I’m currently looking for items that go with a few outfits I’m working on.

First, the red mesh dress:

I’ve narrowed down my necklace choices to a few select items on Etsy:

Then I found these red razor blade sunglasses on Shein and my mind started spinning a whole new way:

Why not get one of those bloody chokers I’ve seen people wearing:

I haven’t made any decision yet.

I’m still scoping out possibilities.

But this red mesh dress has already got me hot and bothered and I can’t wait to finalize the outfit.

I’m going to be seeing red for days and days and days.

Thick girl in a red dress

The truth about shopping for Burning Man, at least for me, is that I look for really outlandish clothes.

Bright colors.

Neon glow.

Weird patterns.

Strange styles.

Every now and then I stumble across a site that has tons of weird stuff and I go nuts.

Kikiriki is one of my favorites, though seldom do they make anything in my size.

Just the other day I stumbled across Asoph, which has really fun and occasionally tacky clothes.

Perfect for Burning Man events.

I bought a red polka dot mesh dress which I fell in love with:

Strange, isn’t it?

I can totally see me wearing it for Valentine’s Day or for a Red Party.

I totally object to the white bra the model is wearing underneath, however.

Instead, I bought a red high-waisted bikini to go with it:

Sure, it’s slightly funky.

And maybe even a little outrageous.

But it suits me, so I have to have it.

Thick girl in a red dress.

What could be better?