Fondle my bunny tail

It’s been a while since I role played.

Like years.

It’s not that I have anything against it.

It’s just that usually I’m in such a hurry to GET BUSY that I don’t have the time to make up a story and act it out.

Not at all.

I lack that feminine detail, I guess.

I’m always running to the fucking finish line, oblivious that there’s actual beauty to be observed and enjoyed on the path there.

Well, etsy is now trying to encourage me to role play by selecting favorites that are. . . ummm. . .how can I put this?

Out of this world?

Well, out of this SPECIES to say the least.

I’m pretty sure all this happened because I was looking for bunny ears for the Pagan Bunny Burn.

Or maybe because I bought latex pasties for a costume.

Either way, I now have animal-themed leather BDSM masks popping up in my favorites.

Bunny.

Mouse.

Cat.

To tell you the truth, I WAS tempted by the bunny, but not because I want someone to scratch my belly and feed me carrots.

No.

More like because it adds a certain ELEMENT to my bunny costume.

A sort of wicked, let-me-tempt-you, fondle my bunny tail kinda way.

Surreal sex

There is a huge potential to have surreal sex at Burning Man.

Think of the costumes. Think of the accessories. Think of the people wearing their inner fantasy on the outside.

Take for instance this devilishly handsome guy. Probably a balding engineer in real life, but on the playa he is just fucking hot.

I know I’d ask him to leave his mask and headdress on if we were… ahem… mattress dancing.

So here’s my list of men I want to have a run in with on the playa:

  1. A Trojan warrior (because YUM)
  2. A dom (someone to manhandle my softer side)
  3. A sexy fireman (he can keep his hat on)
  4. A deep, deep sub (someone to discipline)
  5. Someone wearing a leather kilt (because who doesn’t love a kilt
  6. A steampunk hottie (I’ll be thinking of this Australian Steampunk hottie friend of mine the whole time)
  7. Lawrence of Arabia (I can’t be the only woman with this fantasy)
  8. A pirate (to plunder my booty, of course)
  9. A fairy (gender bending is fun)
  10. A robot (I mean come on.  A robot.  Who doesn’t want robot sex?)
  11. Someone with Day of the Dead face paint (Creep factor high on this one)
  12. A guy with a beard wearing wings and a tutu (I like men in skirts)
  13. A guy with a neck tattoo (because sometimes a girl has to pick the bad boy)
  14. And just to make my friend Marty happy, a delicious yet inappropriately older gentleman.

There you have it. A nice, yet somewhat incomplete list of men I’d like to find on the playa to play with.

I’m sure there are fantasies I will encounter on the playa that I haven’t even DREAMED of.

People I will run into who will stop me in my tracks and make me say, “Whoah!”

It’s bound to happen folks.

And I JUST CAN’ T WAIT FOR IT TO HAPPEN!

Surreal Sex, reposted

There is a huge potential to have surreal sex at Burning Man.

Think of the costumes. Think of the accessories. Think of the people wearing their inner fantasy on the outside.

Take for instance this devilishly handsome guy. Probably a balding engineer in real life, but on the playa he is just fucking hot.

I know I’d ask him to leave his mask and headdress on if we were… ahem… mattress dancing.

So here’s my list of men I want to have a run in with on the playa:

  1. A Trojan warrior (because YUM)
  2. A dom (someone to manhandle my softer side)
  3. A sexy fireman (he can keep his hat on)
  4. A deep, deep sub (someone to discipline)
  5. Someone wearing a leather kilt (because who doesn’t love a kilt
  6. A steampunk hottie (I’ll be thinking of this Australian Steampunk hottie friend of mine the whole time)
  7. Lawrence of Arabia (I can’t be the only woman with this fantasy)
  8. A pirate (to plunder my booty, of course)
  9. A fairy (gender bending is fun)
  10. A robot (I mean come on.  A robot.  Who doesn’t want robot sex?)
  11. Someone with Day of the Dead face paint (Creep factor high on this one)
  12. A guy with a beard wearing wings and a tutu (I like men in skirts)
  13. A guy with a neck tattoo (because sometimes a girl has to pick the bad boy)
  14. And just to make my friend Marty happy, a delicious yet inappropriately older gentleman.

There you have it. A nice, yet somewhat incomplete list of men I’d like to find on the playa to play with.

I’m sure there are fantasies I will encounter on the playa that I haven’t even DREAMED of.

People I will run into who will stop me in my tracks and make me say, “Whoah!”

It’s bound to happen folks.

And I JUST CAN’ T WAIT FOR IT TO HAPPEN!