Spa Day

For the Bare Burn, the lovely leadership team bought me a gift certificate to Burke Williams Spa and I’m happy to report that I used the whole thing up yesterday.

Indeed.

But first, a little about what happened BEFORE the massage. . .

Traffic around Santana Row is ATROCIOUS and I got in a car accident.

Actually, it wasn’t a car accident, but I came SO CLOSE to rear ending someone that in my head I was mentally prepared to hit their car.

But wonder of all wonders, I didn’t make contact.

There must have been about A CENTIMETER between our bumpers.

So there’s that.

Then I had to search and search for a parking space.

By the time I found one, I NEEDED A MASSAGE just to relax.

Anyhow, I arrived only to discover that their hot tub was BROKEN, so no soaking.

I was disappointed but determined to use the steam and sauna instead.

Barbara joined me and we steamed and chatted while eating frozen grapes.

We sucked down spa water as we waited for our massages.

Then I went into my massage (with a male therapist, YIKES!).

But I took it like a champ and let him massage me and IT WAS VERY RELAXING.

He did a great job.

When I was driving in, I remember thinking, “I wish I could ask for a back scratch, because that would be FABULOUS!”

And it’s like the universe heard me because my masseur slipped on rough silk gloves, dripped warm massage oil on my back, and massaged/scratched my entire back.

It was so lovely.

By the time my massage was through, you could’ve poured me into my clothes, I was so chill.

I gotta say, as far as massages go, it was ONE OF THE BEST I’VE EVER HAD.

I quickly forgot the madness of trying to get there and found myself floating in a sea of warm, tranquil touch.

Text time, uber!

 

Burning Man 2016: Saunadome

Last year I had a wonderful experience in the Finnish Saunadome, despite needing electrolytes after my sauna.

It’s one of my few treasured memories from my 2015 burn.

That and a really WILD romp in the bed of a truck.

This year I was pleased to see that the Saunadome was back (and with a nice shade structure).

img_0036Naturally, during this burn, I trotted myself over to the Saunadome, stripped off all my clothes, and stood in line with about 12 other naked burners to wait my turn in the Saunadome.

Not surprisingly, my memory from 2015 served me well. The Finnish sauna was AH-MAZING!

We sat inside the heated, white, inflatable dome and steamed our bodies as our sauneer poured essential oil-infused water over super heated stones.

I sweated like a prize pig on a treadmill.

After about 10 minutes in the sauna, we exited to a chorus of “Arms up! 360!”

We raised our arms and turned in a circle and oohed and aahed over the “cool” playa climate.

I loved my sauna so much I got in line and did it again.

The only occurrence to mar this amazing experience is that while I was waiting outside the saunadome, naked and vulnerable, a water truck passing by stopped and the driver rolled down his window to snap a picture of all us naked burners queued up.

Personally, I felt a little angry that this outsider took our picture without permission.

So I ducked behind Tejas.

Burning Man 2016 Flashback: Saunadome

Last year I had a wonderful experience in the Finnish Saunadome, despite needing electrolytes after my sauna.

It’s one of my few treasured memories from my 2015 burn.

That and a really WILD romp in the bed of a truck.

This year I was pleased to see that the Saunadome was back (and with a nice shade structure).

img_0036Naturally, during this burn, I trotted myself over to the Saunadome, stripped off all my clothes, and stood in line with about 12 other naked burners to wait my turn in the Saunadome.

Not surprisingly, my memory from 2015 served me well. The Finnish sauna was AH-MAZING!

We sat inside the heated, white, inflatable dome and steamed our bodies as our sauneer poured essential oil-infused water over super heated stones.

I sweated like a prize pig on a treadmill.

After about 10 minutes in the sauna, we exited to a chorus of “Arms up! 360!”

We raised our arms and turned in a circle and oohed and aahed over the “cool” playa climate.

I loved my sauna so much I got in line and did it again.

The only occurrence to mar this amazing experience is that while I was waiting outside the saunadome, naked and vulnerable, a water truck passing by stopped and the driver rolled down his window to snap a picture of all us naked burners queued up.

Personally, I felt a little angry that this outsider took our picture without permission.

So I ducked behind Tejas.

The Swede

The Swede has been texting me and it’s been more fun than a tornado in a trailer park.

He went out drinking with a friend and I got fantastic text messages from him as he drank beer.

He asked me if I was interested in visiting Sweden.

Technically, 60% of my DNA is from Scandinavia, and it would love to visit the homeland.

There’s the Vasa Museum, all the canals to navigate, and the ABBA Museum.

You know I can’t miss the ABBA Museum!

Sadly, I have no plans to visit Sweden in the near future, but it’s definitely on my list of places to go.

And it’s just a hop, skip, and a jump to Finland where I can sleep in a glass igloo under the aurora borealis.

Sigh.

It’s hard to not imagine snuggling under the glass dome with The Swede.

And, of course, there’s the saunas in Finland.

Nothing like a nice hot naked sweat followed by a giant leap into the freezing outdoors.

Hey, it’s GOOD for you!

Perhaps I will talk my sister into a trip to Sweden next year.

Our last big trip was Scotland in 2008.

I have to admit, it would be nice to see The Swede in his territory.

Nice to see The Swede fullstop.

Saunadome 2016

Last year I had a wonderful experience in the Finnish Saunadome, despite needing electrolytes after my sauna.

It’s one of my few treasured memories from my 2015 burn.

That and a really WILD romp in the bed of a truck.

This year I was pleased to see that the Saunadome was back (and with a nice shade structure).

img_0036Naturally, during this burn, I trotted myself over to the Saunadome, stripped off all my clothes, and stood in line with about 12 other naked burners to wait my turn in the Saunadome.

Not surprisingly, my memory from 2015 served me well. The Finnish sauna was AH-MAZING!

We sat inside the heated, white, inflatable dome and steamed our bodies as our sauneer poured essential oil-infused water over super heated stones.

I sweated like a prize pig on a treadmill.

After about 10 minutes in the sauna, we exited to a chorus of “Arms up! 360!”

We raised our arms and turned in a circle and oohed and aahed over the “cool” playa climate.

I loved my sauna so much I got in line and did it again.

The only occurrence to mar this amazing experience is that while I was waiting outside the saunadome, naked and vulnerable, a water truck passing by stopped and the driver rolled down his window to snap a picture of all us naked burners queued up.

Personally, I felt a little angry that this outsider took our picture without permission.

So I ducked behind Tejas.

Sauna Dome: Love the Burn!

At Burning Man, there was this inflatable geodesic structure called the Sauna Dome.

sauna domeOnce inside, there was a big, hot stove filled with heated rocks that churned out heat, raising the temperature of the Sauna Dome to pretty frigging hot (up to 200 degrees F).

I went into the Sauna Dome with 5 friends.

We had to strip outside the Sauna Dome and wait in line for our 10 minute turn in the sauna.

We were ushered inside by our “guide” who talked to us about the history of saunas in Finland.

When I walked inside, I thought , “There’s no way I can handle 10 minutes of this.” But in the end, I was reluctant to leave. It was so therapeutic and enjoyable.

Our guide added essentials oils to the water he scoped out of a bucket and poured over the hot rocks.

stoveThe eucalyptus oil was particularly refreshing considering many of us were suffering from playa lung.

We sat in the Sauna Dome for 10 minutes, sweating like crazy.  I think my eyelids were sweaty!

My friends and I really enjoyed the whole experience and if I go back to Burning Man in 2016, it’s a definite Must Do for me.

I can only imagine how refreshing it is to pop out of the Sauna Dome into the cool, crisp snowy winter air of Finland.

Unfortunately, after my turn in the Sauna Dome, I got light headed and had to sit down and drink a bottle of Gatorade.

My bad. I guess it affected me more that I thought it would.

Sauna Dome: Love the Burn!