A newly curated list of mostly beverage-related items which I think would make cool stocking stuffers or gifts for friends and family:
It’s the holiday season which means I’m in full present-buying mode.
I’m totally on the prowl for awesome gifts I can give to my family and friends.
I click on every Gift Idea List that I cross paths with – Amazon, Forbes, blog-based lists – you name it, I’ve been there.
The funny thing is that I still shop for my ex-boyfriends.
The other day, I saw a beautiful crab fabric on Spoonflower and instantly thought of my ex who had a thing for crabs.
In my mind, I was sewing crab pajamas for him.
And, of course the minute I see hot sauce I think of The Swede who is happily coupled up with a lovely Swedish lady.
I’ve never known someone to be as into spicy foods as he is.
I’m not sure how he still has a stomach lining.
Must be all that Viking food!
Naturally, even though I get the impulse to gift my exes, I never follow through.
That would just be sheer lunacy!
But the urge is there, every time I spot something PERFECT for someone I used to date I think, “Oh, he’d be so thrilled to get this!”
Even after all these years, habits are still hard to break.
I’ve fallen in love.
Yes, I have.
It’s such an easy thing for me to do.
I fall in love ALL THE TIME.
This handbag, for instance, caught my eye and I fell INSTANTLY in love with it.
The pistachio-caramel tropical scent of Brazilian Bum Bum Cream captured me as well:
But what I’m really hinting at, is this GORGEOUS red dress I found:
I can’t even BEGIN to tell you how much I love it!
It’s striking and I can’t wait to wear it in Florida and see The Swede get all flushed with excitement.
There’s nothing quite like a beautiful woman in a red dress now, is there?
Wearing red dresses is kinda my thing, as evidenced by this old picture of me with my friends going out for a night on the town:
And then there’s my custom-made velvet high school prom dress, inspired by Pretty Woman, which I wore to my college junior ball:
The bottom line is:
I LOVE RED DRESSES!
I can’t wait to steal someone’s breath away. . .
You do ONE SEARCH for a flower crown and suddenly etsy thinks you’re a BRIDE-TO-BE.
Not so, etsy.
Sorry to disappoint but there are no impending nuptials.
Honestly, I’ve always liked the feature in etsy which recommends products for you.
Most of the time, they get it RIGHT.
But occasionally, they get it really, REALLY wrong.
Like the time I bought a spiked leather collar for a dominatrix costume.
Nevermind if dominatrixes don’t wear collars.
This one looked mean and no one could come near me in it for fear of getting spiked!
Well, after I bought that collar, etsy sent me a shit ton of BDSM gear on their site.
Who knew etsy was such a resource for the alternative community?
Then, there was the time I bought statement earrings on etsy.
Big, pendulous and eye-catching, they were exactly what I needed.
Etsy thought I was a black woman and proceeded to advertise tribal prints, statement necklaces, and hair care products to me.
This time around, I searched for a flower crown to wear in Florida.
Sure enough, I found one.
But now etsy thinks I’m getting MARRIED!
If anything, I’m further away from taking vows than I was when I first got divorced.
Not for me, etsy.
Not for me.
So my dresses finally arrived in the mail.
The first one was a yellow wrap around midi dress that was so lovely:
I put it on only to discover that it didn’t WRAP AROUND MY BODY.
There was this HUGE GAP where cleavage coverage should be.
I was literally falling out of the dress.
So it’s a no-go for Florida.
Then I tried on the other dress:
Sadly it too did not fit so well across my bust either.
These 38Gs are really causing problems!
So I’m back to square one.
I literally have NO DRESSES to wear to Florida and I’m panicking.
I need to go through my wardrobe and see what works.
Of course, all my summer dresses are buried behind all the winter dresses.
So it’s going to take effort and some maneuvering to check out what’s in my closet.
Tejas suggested that I wear this fishnet dress with my bathing suit:
But somehow, no matter how beach-appropriate it is, I just can’t see myself wearing it anywhere but the playa in Black Rock City.
Since I don’t have time to order online, wait for delivery and hope the dress fits, it looks like I’m going to have to shop the hard way. . .
. . . off the rack in a store.
We know how much I HATE that.
Maybe I can get Barbara to advise me where to go and what to try on.
She’s always fashionable and is good at shopping.
She’s the polar opposite of me.
I don’t want to set foot in a store and she can’t buy anything without touching it first.
Just what I need right now!
I’ve been on etsy.
Scoping out the site for some awesome new threads to wear at Burning Man.
And etsy never disappoints.
There’s always something there to tantalize me.
I bought a GORGEOUS peacock kimono:
It made me think of a dear friend whose favorite color is peacock blue so I’m going to build a whole outfit around this peacock kimono and wear it in her honor.
Then I bought these cool, cut-out booty shorts.
I got them because they’re versatile, breezy, and I’ve already got the nude thongs to wear with them.
My final purchase was a pair of stained-glass skull leggings.
Now, I’m not much of a skull person.
I sort of leave that to my sister – she’s got a large sugar skull tattoo on her left arm.
But I simply fell in love with this design.
I imagine I’ll pair it with some sort of crochet black tank top and call it a day.
I’m trying to keep my wardrobe for the burn down to a minimum because I’ve got to be very conscientious of how much I bring when it’s me riding in someone else’s car.
Swimsuits, shorts and tank tops will be my bread and butter when I’m out on the playa.
My final purchase off of (can you believe it!) Poshmark (a vintage/used clothing shop which is questionably vintage/used clothes and more like a cheap Chinese clothes market) is a flames backpack.
So PERFECT for the Burn!
I LOVE Pinterest.
There’s nothing quite like having a board with all your links organized by theme on the internet.
Sadly, I’ve discovered some of those links no longer work after a few months or so and it becomes obsolete.
I have a Pinterest board with gift ideas for my family which is VERY outdated.
The links BARELY work.
But the ideas are still there.
So I’ve looked up my favorites in Amazon and am posting them here where I can have easy access to them.
Feel free to poach ideas from this list.
I am a master at giving fun, relevant gifts to friends and family.
I bought a custom mug for The Swede and he loves it. Customize one for any beer lover. And let’s face it, who isn’t?! $22
Get a journal for any budding writer (or blogger). $11
Wine flight, for the wine enthusiast. $35
I have family members who would slay for this game. $29
As it happens, online shopping may be a more EFFICIENT way of shopping, but it certainly leads to more debacles.
Case in point, my BROWN LATEX DRESS purchase.
And now, my burgundy mandala kimono purchase.
It arrived in the mail, after being sent all the way from China, I suspect.
I intended for it to be the feature item in this outfit for the burn:
However upon inspection, it was less BURGUNDY and more ORANGE.
And not like a sunset orange, more like a MECONIUM orange.
For those of you who don’t know, meconium is the substance that comes out of a baby when it takes its first poop. When this happens in utero, it stains the baby orange.
So now I have a meconium orange stained mandala kimono to wear to the burn.
So I scrambled online (again).
Because I NEVER learn my lesson.
I used ShopStyle, a sort of warehouse for mainstream online fashion shopping, and found two kimonos which I felt would replace the orange one quite nicely.
Much better, no?
But I’ll tell you this:
I had to sort through a lot of yucky and boring looking kimonos in order to find what I was looking for.
And (lucky for me) I also found a nice pink kimono/robe to go with my Pink Burner Bunny outfit.
Because it might get cold in Sacramento for the Pagan Bunny Burn and if so, I will be appreciative of having another layer to keep me warm over my tutu and corset.
You probably don’t know this, since you don’t wear a tutu with a corset unless you’re a ballerina (or a burner) but they’re actually NOT THAT WARM!
Sometimes, I say the STRANGEST things. . .
I know it’s crazy to say this so early in the season.
It’s not even Thanksgiving yet.
But I’ve managed to complete all my Christmas shopping ALREADY.
Can I tell you how satisfied it makes me feel to have all my shopping done?
Like in ways that make me happy ALL THE WAY DOWN TO MY BONES.
I’m insane like this.
The instant my birthday passes, I’m buying up gifts and presents for my loved ones.
I LOVE GIFTING!
It’s my favorite part of the whole holiday (besides the Christmas music).
There is nothing better than seeing the look on my sons’ faces when they open a gift and get all excited.
I know it’s obnoxious of me to be this thrilled with the holidays, but I can’t help myself.
It’s like I’m high and won’t come down until after New Year’s.
Did I mention I also get two weeks off at work for the holidays?
Two whole weeks of freedom, sleeping in, and socializing!
If I’ve annoyed you with this post, don’t worry. I do have a confession to make:
Although I’ve bought my Christmas and Hanukkah cards, I don’t have them ready to mail yet.
I know. But nothing says “I’m insane” like sending out your holiday cards BEFORE Thanksgiving, right?
If I could get away with it, you can be sure I would do it.
So have a lovely holiday season.
I hope you’re enjoying it at least half as much as I am!
It comes as no surprise to ANYONE that I LOVE etsy.
Just like that, in ALL CAPS.
It’s my favorite shopping site on the internet on account of I’m a wierdo and a freak and etsy has lots of weird and freaky shit.
We were MFEO (made for each other).
So I killed about 4 hours looking through 250 pages of “Burning Man Accessories” on the site today and here’s the top 12 I found, in no particular order:
Dude! Retro goggles! Love the wrap around look and vintage feel! Would look totally cool on the playa!Tribal clothing. Love the faux fur and the cloth strips hanging down. Feather could be MOOPY so watch out!Fuzzy bike seat cover! Totally awesome. I’d love to ride around the playa sitting on THIS!Feather Safari Bandit Mask – but not REAL feathers so it’s MOOP-approved!
Hair falls AND dread locks?! OMG, perfect. Real hair is overrated on the playa and looks like a rat’s nest after only 6 hours. Go with the fake shit!Well, I love these pasties but they’re glitter so they’re a BIG NO-NO on the playa. Still, had to show them off!
Tell me which ones you like. . .
All these images link to their webpage on etsy so if you’re inspired to buy, go ahead!
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