I have this friend.
We’ll call him Brian.
Now, Brian is a pretty cool guy and reminds me of Tejas in a lot of ways.
He’s been through some pretty life-changing experiences.
He has a positive outlook on life.
And he has an abundance of tattoos.
So Brian and I are talking and as we’re chatting, the subject of sex comes up.
I don’t know how we got on the topic, but I’m pretty sure it was me making a joke because conversations with me seem to inevitably head in that direction.
So there we are, discussing sex when Brian suddenly drops his voice low and says the word, “PUSSY.”
Now, I don’t know about you, but when I say that word, it just rolls off my tongue heedless of the company I’m keeping.
I practically SHOUT it.
And here is Brian, whispering it to me.
“Can I say pussy?” he asked me.
“You are so vanilla,” I tell him, “you can’t even SAY the word pussy!”
I laughed like I hadn’t laughed in years.
I’m pretty sure that if I looked up the definition of VANILLA in the dictionary, it would say, “See Brian.”
So consider this, if he has to whisper ‘pussy’ what happens when he has to say the c-word?
Does he blush and get tongue-tied?