I went out to dinner with an ex-boyfriend.
We’ve had a rocky road post break up so I wasn’t sure what to expect.
Nevertheless, he is pretty easy and I’m pretty horny so I prepared for fooling around, JUST IN CASE we went there.
You know what I mean by prep, don’t you?
Shave legs. Shave armpits. Prepare the lady business. Put on perfume. Moisturize. Brush and floss.
I even wore a fantastic pair of leopard print panties that exposed my backside.
That sort of stuff.
Stuff every woman does when she thinks she might get lucky.
I’m not opposed to ex sex.
I think there’s enough distance between us and our breakup that neither one of us would take it too far.
Just a dalliance, I think.
Something fun to do for an evening.
But as it turns out the most I got from the evening were two fantastic hugs and a lot of great conversation.
Which, in the end, was fine by me.
Slutty ex-boyfriend not so slutty, but still FANTASTIC company.