REPOST from Feb 2014: Christmas hams

I reached down and cupped his @ss. I even gave him a little squeeze. My insides got all happy.

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“Your butt is like two chicken cutlets,” I remarked.

“Chicken cutlets?? What does that mean?” he asked.

“It means you have a perfect man butt,” I smiled.

“I’ve got a girl butt. It’s like two Christmas hams. You have chicken cutlets and I have Christmas hams.” I joked.

I bent over and showed him I had split the seam in my workout pants.

“You should never wear pants designed for chicken cutlets when you’ve got Christmas hams,” I laughed.

“I like Christmas hams” he said, “Christmas hams are tasty!”

Christmas hams

I reached down and cupped his @ss. I even gave him a little squeeze. My insides got all happy.

jellyBelly 162

“Your butt is like two chicken cutlets,” I remarked.

“Chicken cutlets?? What does that mean?” he asked.

“It means you have a perfect man butt,” I smiled. “I’ve got a girl butt. It’s like two Christmas hams. You have chicken cutlets and I have Christmas hams.” I joked.

I bent over and showed him I had split the seam in my workout pants.

“You should never wear pants designed for chicken cutlets when you’ve got Christmas hams,” I laughed.

“I like Christmas hams” he said, “Christmas hams are tasty!”