The thing about Tinder is that some people fill out a profile, and others leave it blank.
I prefer filled out profiles because they AT LEAST give me a hint as to the personality of the person I’m considering swiping right on.
One of the details that can be filled out is a “theme song” from Spotify.
I always like to see what songs men list.
My song is “Good as Hell” by Lizzo because OF COURSE!
Here are some of the other good ones I’ve come across:
I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For by U2.
Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar.
Cold Heart Bitch by Jet.
But HANDS DOWN my favorite is Neighbors Know My Name by Trey Songz.
The way you scream my name
Whoa, girl the love we made
Gone keep on bangin’ on the wall, but nothings gonna change
I bet the neighbors know my name
Don’t have to wonder what this guy is doing on Tinder.
He’s fishing for FLESH!
Wanna know what I’m going to be listening to this Valentine’s Day? A whole bunch of angry feminist pop music.
“Someone Like You” will slake my frustration over the one that got away.
“Irreplaceable” is perfect for that guy who left me for another woman WHILE I WAS HAVING A MISCARRIAGE.
“Survivor” is the perfect anthem for making me feel strong and empowered.
And of course there’s a little Judas Priest in there so I can really vent my anger over the DISASTER THAT IS INTERNET DATING.
- God, I Get It – K. Michelle
- Since U Been Gone – Kelly Clarkson
- You Oughta Know – Alanis Morissette
- Irreplaceable – Beyoncé
- Bulletproof – La Roux
- Never Getting Back Together – Taylor Swift
- The Heart Wants What it Wants – Selena Gomez
- Doing it Wrong – Drake
- Someone Like You – Adele
- Survivor – Destiny’s Child
- Need You Now – Lady Antebellum
- Big Girls Don’t Cry – Fergie
- “IDFWU” – Big Sean
- Love Hurts – Gram Parsons
- It Must Have Been Love – Roxette
- So Sick – Ne-Yo
- You Bowed Down – Elvis Costello & The Attractions
- Gives You Hell – The All-American Rejects
- Blow Me (One Last Kiss) – P!nk
- You Got Lucky – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
- These Boots Are Made For Walking – Nancy Sinatra
- You Had Me – Joss Stone
- I Will Survive – Cake
- Hit the Road Jack – Ray Charles
- F*ck You – Ce Lo Green
- Somebody that I Used to Know – Gotye
- I Kicked a Boy – The Sundays
- Love Stinks – J. Geils Band
- One is the Magic Number – Jill Scott
- Go Your Own Way – Fleetwood Mac
- Ridin’ Solo – Jason Derulo
- No Scrubs – TLC
- Stronger – Britney Spears
- What the Hell – Avril Lavigne
- Dance Floor Anthem – Good Charlotte
- Single – Natasha Bedingfield
- Single Ladies – Beyoncé
- What Comes Around Goes Around – Justin Timberlake
- Cry Me a River – Justin Timberlake
- Survivor – Destiny’s Child
- Love the Way You Lie – Rhianna
- All of Me – John Legend
- Wrecking Ball – Miley Cyrus
- I’m Good, I’m Gone – Lykke Li
- Heartbeats – The Knife
- Love Bites – Judas Priest
- Fighter – Christina Aguilera
- Song for the Dumped – Ben Folds Five
- Here I go Again – Whitesnake
- Stronger – Kelly Clarkson