I went to a party.
It was a great party.
The house was packed and there was food and drink a plenty.
I grabbed a glass of wine and a plate of food, chatted with the host, and made my way to the backyard to eat.
While I was sitting in the yard, a woman emerged from the house.
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
Wearing a black top and black leather short shorts.
She looked amazing.
Let me rephrase that.
She looked amazing and she had a pair of killer stems on her.
That’s right folks.
She had legs.
Honestly, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen legs so nice on a woman in real life that wasn’t a supermodel.
And while this woman wasn’t a tall supermodel by any stretch of the imagination, she certainly had a pair of legs on her.
I pay attention to legs.
Mostly because I was born with thick sturdy legs and I’ve always wished I had slender thighs and calves.
Sure, I can probably leg press more than her, but I’d certainly give that up to be able to saunter into a room at a party in a short skirt and have all the men and women envy me my legs.
There is one point of comfort for me, however.
I may not have amazing legs, but I certainly inherited an amazing rack.
And given a choice between the two, I think you know what I’d pick
One of the benefits of running a blog is seeing the search terms people enter into their search engine in order to come up with my blog:
- Erotic hair pulling
- Babe pantie ass
- Men with beards
- Sexy hot thick leg
Wha? Sexy hot thick leg?
Yes, indeed. People surf on in to unblunder to read about (and see) thick legs.
I once wrote a post about it.
A very POPULAR post.
The truth is, I’ve got a nice butt. And I’ve got great tits. But the legs… well, they’re not gonna win any competitions. I’m no Victoria Silverstedt.
I’ve struggled with this my whole life. I’ve always wanted nice slim stems to strut around on but instead I was given a sturdy pair.
It is, quite possibly, the most sensitive and vulnerable thing about me.
Oh wait… there’s something else.
But it’s damn close.
In any case, I like to look on Pinterest for “thick legs” because seeing all those curvy ladies and realizing they’re still beautiful in spite of or because of their legs, makes me feel a whole lot better about mine.
And of course, I get a little giddy realizing that SOME GUYS LIKE IT AND SEARCH FOR THICK LEGS ON THE INTERNET.
So there you go.
Sweet little body, I will try SO HARD to not criticize you as much as I have in the past.
And just for shits and giggles, here’s a pretty good representation of what I think I look like….naked.