Strawberry Fever

In case you’re wondering the depths to which I travel when I’m working on a new outfit for Burning Man, here is a visual:

Dress (Amazon – $23.99)

Wedge heels (Amazon – $54.99)

Beret (Amazon – $21.99)

Strawberry appliqués (Etsy – $1.35/5)

Strawberry pendant (Etsy – $22.90)

Gold necklace (Etsy – $20.00)

Earrings (ebay – $40.00)

Bag (Amazon – $20.99)

Wallet (Amazon – $25.99)

Charm (Amazon – $7.99)

Strawberry nails (Etsy – $25.00)

Pink heart sunglasses (Birdy Grey – $6.00)

Strawberry enamel bracelet (Ali Express – $14.14)

Apparently this dress has its own following on TikTok, all you need to do is search for “Strawberry Dress” and it pops up all over.

I’m not much of a pink person but since this dress sang to me (and many many others) I decided to buy it and accessorize it.

But now you don’t have to choose between your inner pink princess and your dark goth tendencies because they make the dress in BLACK now:

Isn’t it beautiful in black too?

The Strawberry Dress

I’m not sure I can write a word right now unless it has something to do with The Strawberry Dress.

That’s right, I have a CRAZY strawberry dress.

It’s pink tulle with red strawberries and it’s SO DREADFUL that it’s perfect.

I’m not sure I can wear it anywhere else besides a burner event, but for better or worse, I’m now the proud owner of a really FRILLY, totally WACKO, and completely UNUSUAL strawberry dress.

And you know what you need to go with a strawberry dress, do you not?

Oh, how I wish the answer to that was a $2,000+ strawberry Gucci bag. . .

But instead I got these:

Nowadays you need to match your outfit to a suitable mask, you know.

I’m scoping out strawberry handbags, necklaces and earrings but when I started checking out strawberry hats, I had to slow my roll. . .

. . . and get these strawberry nails from Shein instead:

But then I saw these:

And I was a goner.

Send help.