I have a THING for black shit kicker boots.
I’ll admit, it’s totally because of Burning Man.
I love the look of a pair of black platform boots coated in playa dust.
They keep you out of the dust, sure but they’re definitely not comfortable.
I have a collection of black shit kicker boots.
I loved my first pair of flatform boots but alas, I turned my ankles in them when I’ve been drinking so I had to find something more stable.
Yes, I once took a header at unSCruz, admid a cluster of people wearing these shoes. It was not a pretty sight.
Fortunately, I didn’t break an ankle.
My second pair of shoes was a pair of totally cool looking platform boots that tickled my fancy.
Unfortunately, they did not allow my curvy calves to fit in them and since I didn’t want to go around looking like a fool with half laced up boots, I retired them.
My third pair of shoes were really awesome, totally frivolous shoes which turned out to be way to painful to wear on a regular basis at Burning Man.
Oh, how my feet ached.
I finally had to switch to flip flops to soothe my aching feet.
I did ATTEMPT to buy something sensible, however I realized when they arrived in the mail that they were JUST TOO SENSIBLE FOR ME.
No oomph. No spark.
So I scrapped those shoes.
I have finally settled on what I think will be the perfect pair of shoes for the burn:
They’re platform boots, but the platform isn’t that high.
Yes, I won’t be 6’2” but that’s a compromise I can live with if I’m able to walk around the playa in comfort.
Once upon a time, I would never have even DREAMED of looking for sensible shoes to wear.
Sadly, as I get older, I appreciate comfort over style.
Or maybe I should say I appreciate mobility on the playa over style.
Either way, three years into going to Burning Man and I’m finally getting the hang of it.
At least the shoe part of it.
FYI, you wanna see my dream boots for Burning Man?
These are them:
Because nothing says frivolous and carefree as succinctly as a pair of rainbow colored stacked heel platform boots.