I just realized.
Valentine’s Day is on the horizon.
That holiday is always a bit of a crap shoot for me.
Some years I like it.
Other years I DESPISE it!
This year, I’m feeling slightly ambivalent with a slight lean towards “FUCK THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY.”
Yes, it’s because I’m single and I have no one to celebrate romantic love with.
But I sure have a lot of people I love who I can celebrate.
So Valentine’s Day doesn’t TOTALLY suck the BIG ONE.
This year I’m going on a pub crawl for Valentine’s Day.
Table for Onesie is a progressive through the streets of Campbell where people dressed in onesies drown their sorrows in booze.
Sign me up for THAT!
I’ll be in my jungle monkey onesie:
Perhaps underneath I’ll wear these broken heart nipple pasties.
Although for aforementioned reasons, OBVIOUSLY no one will see them.
I thought about wearing my TOXIC LOVE sweatshirt, which I’ve worn in protest in the past.
But in the end, I just LOVE the monkey suit.
If you’re in the same boat as me this Valentine’s Day, consider getting a group of friends together to celebrate this stupid fucking holiday with a shit ton of booze.
And never forget. . .
Even though you’re single, you’re still AWAZING!