I’ve been invited to TWO Valentine’s Day Pub Crawls.
The first is on the Friday BEFORE Valentine’s Day.
The second is on Valentine’s Day itself.
For both crawls, I will be wearing a onesie.
You know, one of those full body pajamas you see on babies?
Now, you might ask why I chose to wear onesies, and it’s a simple answer:
Because one of the crawls is a ONESIE Pub Crawl.
So I’m wearing a rainbow unicorn onesie because I like rainbows and unicorns.
The other pub crawl is a VALENTINE themed pub crawl.
And since my latex dress outfit fell through, I decided to just pick up a Valentine onesie and wear that.
It’s simple and doesn’t require lots of accessorizing.
Between you and I, I happen to have FIVE onesies – the unicorn, the Valentine, a zebra, the Grinch, and Chewbacca.
It’s impossible to have JUST ONE ONESIE.
I bought a pair of fence net stockings to wear with my rainbow striped bodysuit.
Stockings are hit and miss with me so I ordered one pair to see if they fit, figuring I’d order more if it ALL WORKED OUT.
Oh, the trials of being a THICK GIRL.
I carefully slip them on.
I then attempt to remove them.
They formed a tight little tourniquet around my ankles.
I try to unroll them.
I just wasted a pair of stockings.
Into the trash they go and I’m back online buying three more pairs for Burning Man.
Whether or not I ACTUALLY WEAR this outfit remains to be seen.
But I did wear it at UnSCruz so chances are good. . .
Then I go online on etsy and I come across these FANTASTIC HIGH WAISTED BOOTY SHORTS in all sorts of lovely patterns courtesy of FabBikini in the UK.
AND OMG, I WAS IN LOVE!
I bought three.
And just because I got the pastel unicorn bikini bottom, I bought pink and purple fishnet tights to match.
Cuz that’s how I roll.
You know what this means?
I HAVE to bring my unicorn horn headband.