Beggars can’t be choosers

Like all women, I am enthralled with firemen.

Honestly, they all seem to be so brawny and handsome, they take my breath away in their sexy uniforms.

Give me a 45 – 55 year old man in boots, a tight navy blue t-shirt and bulging biceps and call me a happy girl!

The best part of firemen is not that they are so handsome and strong, though.

It’s that they tend to travel in packs.

So you get six for the price of one.

It renders me mute!

Man, I love me some firemen.

Men with hero complexes in general are very sexy.

Paramedics.

EMTs.

Search & Rescue.

Military men.

And while I am a strong and capable woman, I’m sorely tempted to pretend to need rescue just to engage them.

I went out with a fireman.

Once.

Once was all it took.

He spent the entire time talking about himself and I swear, if he knew my name or what I did for a living at the end of the date, I’D BE SHOCKED!

His profile still pops up on dating websites.

They guy is still single.

Go figure.

But I think he’s the exception to the rule and his self-absorbed behavior still hasn’t turned me off to the utter and total sexiness of firemen.

All this is to say, since I’ve been working on finding paramedics to cover the summer campout, I’ve been flush with paramedics, EMTs and firemen.

They’re coming out of the woodwork.

Much to my pleasure!

Beggars can’t be choosers!

My Marine uniform

I’ve never been a Marine. I suspect I’d make a lousy soldier on account of I like to sleep in and I’m not very athletic unless I’m naked and horizontal.

In any case, I know quite a few Marines and they inspired me to put together my “Marine” supporter uniform:

  • A camo tank top
  • Bright red latex panties

Laugh all you want. I certainly laugh at myself but let me tell you this…

THEY’RE GOING TO LOVE IT!

And if not, if all they do is laugh, then at least I entertained them for a while.

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The BIG News

imageThe BIG news is that Jeep, my hottie patottie, is former Navy Special Ops.  Yes, you can color me impressed.  You can also color him impressed since I have:

Jumped out of an airplane at 10,000 feet, and

Become a certified rescue diver.

Can you imagine combining my love of a man in uniform, with someone with broad shoulders, a handsome face, and an adventure junkie?!

He also is a master mechanic who works on Dodge trucks, including my Dodge Ram Hemi Sport.  So not only am I impressed with his ability to fix my truck, he’s also impressed by my choice in automobiles.

Jesus, I’m practically climaxing just thinking about him.  This is the best foreplay EVER!!!