I have a new fetish.
I JUST discovered this.
This is in addition to black vinyl lingerie and neoprene wetsuits.
While browsing Instagram, I discovered that I like to watch other people eating food.
There’s the whole WORLD out there where women (and men, but usually women) loudly eat food in front of a camera.
It’s crazy I know, but I can’t look away.
Who discovered this stuff, is what I want to know.
So there I am, browsing Instagram when ANOTHER video comes on which TOTALLY CAPTIVATES me.
That’s right, I like videos of people squishing and folding slime with their hands.
I know it’s odd.
My friend Nathan told me as much.
He asked, “How high are you?” when I sent him links to the videos I was watching.
Not at all, but that’s besides the point.
I was floored that he too, wasn’t enthralled with the videos.
And then it happened.
I came across a mash up video of slimy things and eating food, and my life was complete.