Hello internet, and welcome to my life where men complicate matters to the nth degree.
Take for instance this man:
Looks normal, with a somewhat goofy expression, but then read his profile:
“Ever had you’re a$$hole licked by a fat guy in socks?”
He’s like the guy who asked for cowgirl and KFC at the same time.
Hey if you never ask, how can you receive?
I guess that’s the premise they’re working with.
Part of me is amused.
It’s pretty fucking funny, to suggest these things out in the open on a dating app.
The other part of me thinks there are better venues to fish for the kinds of women who would take them up on their offers.
It just goes to show – using online dating apps is like shopping at the discount outlet.
You’ve got to wade through quite a bit of shit to get to the good stuff.
It takes a keen eye, patience, and determination.
And a good understanding of what you’re looking for.
Even if it’s a good a$$hole licking. . .